Toilet Training Pup?

I love my pup Roxie So much!! She is my first baby and I would do anything for her. I know you are waiting for the BUT in this here blog post and let me tell you, it's a big one (insert song "I like big butts and I cannot lie"). I love her dearly, BUT why oh why can't she just use the toilet or take herself on walks? Is that to much to ask? Come on Roxie, learn to use the toilet inside-- it would really be a game changer!

Since Jeffrey is in another time zone 4 days a week my pregnant self has to hike it down the stairs morning, evening, and night after a LONG day of first graders and an hour of pilates... this momma is T-I-R-E-D!

Roxie is truly a blessing and brings so much joy to our lives and she is just so darn cute, BUT (there it is again), if she could learn to use the toilet she would be SO much more amazing.

Anyone else struggle with taking their pup outside or is it just 20 week pregnant me?